DONT MESS WITH THE MAZATRON

19/02/12:- If you have suffered an accident or an injury in the last three years that wasn’t your fault, you may be able to make a personal injury claim. Call Sheirs Solicitors like this poor sod for all your compensation needs

05/03/11:- Can't belive it's been sooooo long. Has anyone seen Akib's film? I was sat there through the whole thing wondering is he actually acting, or did he just turn up and decide to act as himself! They might aswell have renamed the character Akib! I've had a word with management to see if I can secure funding for Mazatron the Movie. In the film we'll get Shah Rukh Khan to play me, were gonna help get Charles Bronson out of jail to play Tufail, Samuel L Jackson to play Nis, Maradonna to play Zeesh. Had a word with Lary and he asked if Deepika Prudone can play Sumera. I don't know who Sumera is but I love Lary and I'll always listen to him so I'll write her a part in the film aswell

19/11/10:- After my brilliant header last week I spent most of Saturday night making a video that was comedy genius. Unfortunately due to copyright restrictions and Shaz threatening to shoot me I am not able to broadcast the video to the general public - instead I thought I'd publish this picture of Amir - CHEEEEESY WOTSITS!!!!!!!!!

15/10/10:- Found this website - thought I'd stick it up. Have a look and see if you can find yourself. Click here to access it

14/10/10:- I've heard of people wanting implants to look better, but I think someone needs to have a word with lil Nav, I think he's a bit confused poor chap