11/05/10: Forget Fifa 2010 or Pro Evo - I have an EXCLUSIVE!!!! Fairbank's own Demi in his own game!!!! I've already clocked it!! Click here to download
09/05/10: Kitten! If the under 16's win the cup then the answer is YES!!!
28/03/10: Fozia!! Sarah!! Amy!! Hafza!!! Shazia!! Your boys gave Burley one hell of a beating!!! When you see them tell them you feel so proud!!! :-)
25/03/10: People are always doing my head in by suggesting ideas for this page. Well you can never say the Mazatron dosn't listen. Email me any idea's, stories, pictures or videos to my new email address mazatron@fairbankutd.co.uk
21/03/10: Beary - that thing you do with both hands - very baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad ( if your not sure what i'm talking about - ask Yasser!)
14/03/10: It's been a brilliant weekend for the junior teams (less said about the senior teams performance the better). I was really annoyed by some of the under 16's who ran off to Raja's without inviting me. Big Shaz wasn;t best pleased aswell - they were already overweight to begin with, but now..... i took a picture to show you exactly what they look like. Looks like they need to get back on the treadmill quick time
07/03/10: It's hard not to feel sorry for tramps. Their so poor, and helpless and smelly. Today I want to educate everyone about the plight of tramps. If you see a tramp, give them your loose change. Take the tramp below for example, to protect his identity we'll call him Zee. Zee was once a lovely guy with prospects, now he wears cheap imitation nike shoes and sleeps in the mud. If you see a tramp, think of Zee. Help the tramps this year, let them be proud, let them stand tall and be smell free, let them feel better than Zee!!!!
26/01/10: His first appearance back and he get's sent off! What are you like USY!!! Despite having got his second yellow card for a disgraceful dive (in no way do I condone diving - It's WRONG WRONG WRONG) I do have to applaud him for the artistry, grace and elegance in the fall. Even the referee said that he got 10 out of 10 for the perfect dive. But surely if it was the perfect 10 out of 10 dive then he should have given us a penalty!!!! Anyway the emotion of the occasion seemed a bit too much for our Usy. I know how he feels - a massive effort like that can take a lot out of you - doesn’t he look so cute though - everybody say awwwwwwwwww!
10/01/10: I was in Lawcroft House (the local police station) yesterday and I saw this poster! Im sure it's Yasser!!!! What have you been up to you naughty boy!!!
06/01/10: The snow maybe coming down, and the games may be cancelled, but Mani has taken to a bit of advertising to promote his new sponsor's - Cillit Bang
04/10/09: Sorry I havn't been writing stuff on the page lately, my goal drought is getting me down a bit. I've been going to see a psychiatrist - but even he's putting me down - He said to me that I don't really need to see a psychiatrist to help with my goal problem, I need a miricle - cheeky git!!! Speaking of cheeky gits, our own wannabe G - Snoop Harry B met the original OG Snoop Doggy Dogg on his tour of Girlington recently. Upon seeing Harry's new dreadlocks Snoop was heard to say "Shizle my nizzle gangsta, looks like someone laced strips of poo on my homies head"
04/10/09: The seniors kick started their season with a hard fought win thanks to my superstar performance up front. Unfortunately Quiad didn't pay attention when we were doing shooting practice in training and missed an absolute sitter!!!! Thank's to the wonders of modern technology I've managed to re-create the miss for everyone who couldn't make the match so everyone can laugh at him!!
21/09/09: With the new seaason upon us a sensible diet is essential to keep our bodies in tip top condition for the upcoming games. The new boys deonstrate their commitment and dedication to the new healthy diet Shaz has asked them to stick to
20/09/09: Eid Mubarak to everyone! Now Rozay are over expect this page to be updated more regularly. I went to Kammi's house for Eid today and saw him hang up this sign! Don't think I have to say anymore do I - lol
19/08/09 :- I found this news article whilst browsing on the BBC website!!! What have you been up to Mani you naughty naughty boy! Click here to read about the new boy's encounter with a goat!!!
25/07/09 :- Yes yes I know it's been a while since I've updated the page, but I've had to do extra training to convert from a master striker to a master centre back - which everyone witnessed today against the mighty Steel Bangle! But leaving that to one side for now I must warn people about the new fake KFC. New player Kashi is conning the public with his new takeaway Kashi Fried Chicken and has even donned a chicken suit to promote his store. I've tasted the chicken - it's nothing like the real KFC! You have all been warned!!!
30/05/09 :- As Chelsea were winning the FA Cup at Wembley Fairbank's own 5-A-Side team crusied to a 4:1 victory over Vaj's in the GOALS FA Cup final winning 4:1. Despite going down in the first minute to a wonder strike, the boy's raised their game, and goals from Nav (2), Adil and Akif secured the first title this season for the 5-A-Side squad. The contribution by myself was outstanding as I recieved the player of the tournament for my selfless efforts and wonderful work ethic
